If you work for a:
- Starbucks (corporate store, whether stand alone or in a mall)
- Tarbucks (Starbucks in a Target)
- Krobucks (Starbucks in a Kroger)
- Barbucks (Starbucks in a Barnes & Noble)
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Had a woman order yesterday by glaring at some point over my head and yelling, “YOU WILL GIVE ME A CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO!” As I was ringing it in, she said, “And if you make it wrong, you WILL make me another one!” It was all I could do not to snap right then and there…
Uhhhhhhh How about you take your rude ass out of the store. Who the fuck talks to people that way?!
No, stop turning the heads of the syrup pumps toward you. They are not for you to be using!
I don’t care if “I only want one pump” or “it just needs a little more flavour” or “I want it a tiny bit sweeter.”
Mine. No touchie.
*Me working at starbucks*
Customer: Can I have a caramel macchiato upside down with no caramel drizzle?
Me: Oh so you want a vanilla latte? (Which is an upside down Caramel Macchiato with no caramel drizzle)
Customer: NO….. I want a caramel macchiato upside down with no caramel drizzle!
Me Thinking: No you may not! *Give them a vanilla latte*
Barista’s will understand
23 Things You Should Never Say To A Barista
FEB. 13, 2014 By CHELSEA FAGAN
1. “I’ll have one small coffee, please.” *Proceeds to take up a precious table for the next four hours to use the WiFi, while other people are forced to stand and eat their muffins and/or drink their lattes.*
2. “Hahaha, why do you call it grande??? IT’S A…
How do you even coffee
I can barely get my Keurig machine to work properly
Much respect for all of you who can whip up drinks faster than you can say “extra caramel,” because damn I couldn’t remember & make all those drinks if I tried
Oh the ever popular list of why your barista hates you.
I’d like to say one thing first. We don’t actually hate you, you’re just incredibly annoying, arrogant, and ignorant. I can’t gather enough information about you in our 1-5 minute exchange to hate you (unless you’re racist, but that’s a different story all together). You might just be having a…
I can walk away with my head held high because I know that everything I gave was a 100% real and honest. I let my walls down completely and allowed myself to be vulnerable. Even though in this case I got hurt, that’s not going to make me close myself emotionally and not allow myself to be happy. I wish you nothing but the best, even though it’s not what you deserve.
Would you like to come back here and do it?
Shit Baristas Wish They Could Say (via thebaristababe)
This guy came in the other day and ordered an iced venti latte, so nothing too complicated. I was on bar. He took one look at me and went, “Oh, no, you’re new here.” He then proceeded to ask the barista on till if I was any good at making drinks, and when she replied yes, he still hesitated.
Then he quizzed me on how to make his drink. I thought they were trick questions. “How many shots goes in that? How much milk goes in that? How much ice?” Seriously?!(via lifeasabarista)
I have a woman that comes in. Always gets a venti non fat, half sugar free mocha, half regular mocha, heated at 145, extra whip. Ok no big deal. But one time, she ordered; after she was charged she goes oh and can I get an extra shot? So I say, sure, but I have to ring that up.
& she, VERY rudely says “well, whenever you make it, it tastes like crap. So you’re gonna charge me for something I’m not going to enjoy anyway?”
and if there’s ever another barista she always makes them make it.
I’ve been working there 4 months. She sees me EVERYDAY.